He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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