I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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