David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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