i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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