it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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