Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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