Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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