Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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