Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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