he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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