I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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