If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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