You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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