I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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