There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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