I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I just had sex on a roof
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
try to milk me bitch
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