I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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