In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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