how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
