I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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