So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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