I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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