You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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