He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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