So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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