And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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