You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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