It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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