Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.