Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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