Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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