Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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