are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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