that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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