Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she peed on how many people?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
