Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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