Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
