I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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