YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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