You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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