Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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