Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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