Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
