I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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