at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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