I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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