I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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