So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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