Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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