Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This baby is an asshole
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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