Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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