Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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