I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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